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Auditors Song: I Wanna Si (Die in Hokkien) [Under the Sea Parody]

Storyline: Ariel wants to be an auditor but Sebastian the lobster tries to talk her out of it! Dedicated to all auditors (past, present and future): It’s not an easy job! Hope all auditors can have a good laugh and survive the peak! Lyrics: They warn you about going through peak When you step into audit Everyday do casting, vouching And also cross referencing You must know how to debit credit If not you can’t tie your balance sheet You whole day press your calculator Now can count faster than the cashier! I wanna SI (die in hokkien) I wanna SI (die in hokkien) After pluck leadsheet Still must do timesheet More work for me!! Why can’t everything be I/C Suggest leave, go home watch TV Office so messy Cant find my teh-C I wanna SI (die in hokkien)! When people are going through peak No time to work out and keep fit When parents ask us go home to eat We cant, we eating with colleague On some days when we are lucky We can go home early 6.30! Do you know what’s AUDITOR’s meaning All U Do Is Think Of Resigning I wanna SI (die in hokkien) I wanna SI (die in hokkien) I want throw letter Straight at the partner Take it from me!! We work late hours everyday But we get so dam little pay We can claim taxi but can’t claim OT I want MC!!!!